1. Because if we survive our roomate’s farting and eating with their mouth open habbits, we can almost take pleasure in the nice neverending convesation about her aches and pains.
2. When did we ever get the chance to pee in bed without instantly awaking the rage of our parents? Well, in the nice hospitals of Romania not only are you allowed to pee but you are strongly encouraged to do all your stuff in bed. In your face, raging parents!
3. Who said peace and quiet is the first rule of any hospital? You have a green light in shouting your brains out to other patients, slamming doors and throwing wild parties on the hallway. Well, at least all the nurses do…….
4. The food is certainly a treat while beans and boiled cabbage are well known for their curative qualities.
5. You have to love the sleeping hours: you go to bed at whenever-your lovely-roomate’s -moaning-stops o‘clock and you’re gently woken up by a hard slamming door, 2 light projectors in your eyes and an obviously not loud enough “Wassssssssssuuuup!!!!” shouted by the nurse on duty at 6 a.m.
6. Free massage from the hospital specialist definitely gets you through the day.
7. My personal favourites, though, are those rare specimens of nurses I was lucky enough to meet, that are constantly present in your room praising all the different types of gifts and food you receive from your friends. My little vultures I like to call them! They usually go by the principle: What’s yours is entirely mine – especially the food!
8. Getting a free visit from the hospital priest is definitely the perk of the day – a charming person really, who goes on and on about the most recent number of deaths caused by car crashes amongst young people. Then he serenely lets you know how you could’ve avoided the accident with the latest conquests of technology (too bad you didn’t have them at the time). In the end he enlightens you with the main reason young people should go to church: because young people die too.He charmingly exits wishing you a perfectly lovely day!
9. Hospitals are definitely a place of diversity. Diversity of roomates, diverse specimens of nurses, diverse purchasing items. Yes, the commerce is flourishing in the hospitals too!!! You can buy here almost anything from lighters and dirty magazines to make-up (while you obviously need it) and miniature TVs. And the salesmen are happy too, while here is the only place where the customer can’t turn around and leave.
10. The doctor patient relationship must be the key point of attraction though. Ever since you are admitted you are taught to smile and nodd during the doctor visit, while he asks you if everything is allright. This mainly sums up everything you know about your situation, but you might get lucky and one of the less experienced nurses can explain you later, close-to-the-truth facts and prognosis about your injuries.
So there you have it, hospitals in Romania – How can you not love them???
10 Reasons to Enjoy Hospitals in Romania
Friday, March 31, 2006
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